Real Conversations I've had with my Husband 11/19/11

So, as you know, Mr. Wonderful and I have some pretty strange conversations which almost sound scripted, rather frequently. Because this is an occurrence many other people encounter in their every day lives, I like to share some of our ridiculous conversations with you, just for a laugh. So, without further ado, here are two Real Conversations the hubs and I have had in the past week.

While leaving our insurance company's building, as he pulled the keys out of his pocket, the man I call Mr. Wonderful dropped a piece of Laffy Taffy.
Mr. W (embarrassed): Yes, I carry candy in my pocket.
Me: How mature. So... how old are you again?
Mr. W: (in a kid voice) Gwon up age!!
A few moments later, in the car...
Mr. W: I'm hungry.
Me: (sounding distant) We'll get you something.
Mr. W: Wow, I like how you said that. Just like, oh, we'll get you something. Not like you really care.
Me: Sorry, I guess that's how you say it to a three-year-old, huh? Well, at least you know I'll be able to reassure our kids they'll be taken care of.
Mr. W: Yeah, while they're driving! What?
Me: Hm... so maybe that's what marriage is for, husbands are like practice children. (Getting a look) Well, I guess the same would go for wives, too.

Conversation two, I can't remember what he said this about, but I do remember this:
Mr. W: That's harlarious.
Me: That is not a word. You mean hilarious.
Mr. W: HAR HAR!

This was followed by five full minutes of uncontrollable laughter. He really is too much sometimes.

By the way, I fixed the comments preferences, so now anyone can leave comments, even if they don't have a blog. You're welcome, Mom.

Blog #21, done! Enjoy your weekend!